how I got a pudge in my stomach but I’m tall and skinnty life ain’t fair
kreayshawns album was only sold at hot topic? lol i bet da customers there were like hmmm $15 for dis album or $20 for jangalang pants hmmmm jangalang pants it is
you say potato i say potato
the heartless will never kill me
It really bothers me when black people say how “ratchet” or “hood” or “ghetto” shit makes our race look bad. 1. Look bad to who? 2. Who the fuck are we trying to impress?
cafe in paris…
french waiter: *comes to take my order*
me: bonjour =) une croissant et… *glosses over the menu* thé au lait. merci.
french waiter: *takes my order*